THE BOOK OF CHOP

The Axe Wound Field Manual of Satirical Nonsense & Pure Child's Play

Book II: The Exodus of Excuses - The Desert of Distraction

Book III: Psalms of Survival - You can't cancel what resurrects itself

Book IV: The Deuteronomy of Discipline - By Consistency All Things Are Conquered

Book V: The Chronicles of Backswing & False Witness - The Liars, The Gossipers, The Sticky Fingered Saints

Book VI: The Ephesians of Inner Dominion - Love Thyself Like a Loaded Weapon

Book VII: The Leviticus of Labor - Thou Shalt Not Half Ass Thyself

Book VIII: The Prophets of Payday - Forgive our clients of late fees as we forgive those who bounce checks

Book IX: Revelation of Revenge and Redemption - They buried me cheap, I came back expensive

Book X: Proverbs of Consequence - What is Done in the Dark Shall Be Revealed

Book XI: Acts of Illumination - The Pulsar of Sovereignty

Book XII: Numbers of the Abyss - The Ocean of Consciousness Contains Both God & Absolute Dumbassery

Book XIII: Epilogue of The Golden Maiden - Patinaed Warden of Sovereignty